Are We There Yet?

If you’re traveling with kids, you will hear the dreaded question: “Are we there yet?” While it’s obvious to your kids that you aren’t “there yet,” what they really want to know is “Will we ever get there?” Here are three creative answers:

Answer 1: “That depends. Tell me where we are, and I’ll tell you if we’re there.” Have your number-smart and picture-smart kids plot your progress on a map using only the road signs you pass along the way (no GPS allowed—that’s cheating). It gives them something to do, and they just might learn something. Plus, if you make them work for an answer they might be less likely to ask the question every two minutes.

Answer 2: “We’re about two SpongeBobs away.” If you say “we’re an hour away” you’ll get blank looks, but kids are often pretty good at estimating how long their favorite TV show runs and using that as their measure of time. It’s worth a shot.

Answer 3: “No, but I’m sure we’re somewhere else.” Bring your AAA guide or travel books, and learn about the places you’re just passing through. If you spot an exciting detour, take it! Pull off at a scenic overlook or visit a historic site. Taking a break to stretch your legs and brain are worth a few added minutes to your travel time.